Lil Shrimp

Aye this dude a real rapper
Listen to fuckin Wawa
Square the fuck up nigga cuz your momma MILF is gonna get her fat ass pounded by my big black cock bitch

Lil shrimp ain't no fuckin bitch, nigga!

by Asian Midget January 1, 2019

flinging the shrimp

A male who sends pictures of his small penis to many men/women they have an interest in, in the hope that one responds. The term ‘shrimp’ is used because they are small.

‘Mate did you send nudes to Julia?’
‘I sent nudes to everyone on tinder last night in the hope that one would bite!’
‘Mate you need to stop flinging the shrimp across tinder! It’s not on! Keep it in the tank’

by AmelaPanderson January 14, 2018

South Carolina shrimp net

The act of stretching your foreskin around other mans testical and yelling “Hey Bo!”

I was watching forest gump with billy and gave him a South Carolina shrimp net under the blanket.

by Rhev1 June 24, 2021

Stoned as a shrimp

Originating from the Dutch saying "Zo stoned als een garnaal", it is the expression of being extremely high from weed, or hash. It became extremely popular in the Netherlands after the hit song "Stoned als een garnaal" by comedy duo Van Kooten en De Bie.

Many foreign travelers, especialy ones staying at youth hostels copied the saying and shared it abroad, directly translated.

"So, did you use any of the weed you found?"
"Yeah man, we were stoned as a shrimp.

by stevegek November 8, 2022

Shrimp Gang

Shrimp gang: Gang with each dude as a small dick but don't care so we make fun of each other

Yo dude I'm with the shrimp gang

by Ihaveasmalldickbutidontcare January 30, 2020

blackened shrimp

Added permanently to the menu of all locations in and around the Gulf of Mexico through the remainder of the decade. Maybe longer.

Waitress (motioning toward the live catch display tank): "In there? Why, that's our own blackened shrimp - caught local and delivered 'fresh for these waters' just this morning. Now, how would you like that prepared? Original UK recipe or Cajun Style?"

by Voma Tyce June 19, 2010

Shrimp job

Sexual act consisting of sucking someone's toes. Most often a man (with a foot fetish) gives a shrimp job to a woman, but any gender combination is possible. The term was used by John Waters in his early underground film Mondo Trasho. One who gives a shrimp job is a "shrimper", and the act is also called "shrimping."

"Look at that pedicure! I wanna give her a shrimp job!"

by LinguaManca October 6, 2009