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shrimp dipper

The act of fingering a menstruating female from behind and then licking that finger.
I gave her the ol' shrimp dipper in the bathroom of a Long John Silver's.

Every month, Aunt Flo comes around to signal the beginning of shrimp dipping season.
by spun out September 9, 2010
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Shrimp-counter

One who counts the amount of shrimp in their food. Most commonly, shrimp-counters will check their Chinese food to make sure that there is a sufficient amount of shrimp.

A person will usually become a shrimp-counter after having their orders mixed up at a Chinese restaurant. For example: Person A orders the Kung Pao shrimp, while Person B orders the garlic noodles. Person B decides to eat some of the shrimp, before returning to the restaurant to correct his order. Person A will then check his container of food to find that 7 or 8 shrimp are missing. Shrimp theft is a very common occurence in Hollywood.
Larry David: "We got our orders back and about seven or eight shrimp were missing."

Hal Wasserman: "So you counted the shrimp, you're a shrimp-counter now."
by Fragile Frankie May 10, 2009
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shrimp chips

The most tasty asian snack in the market. Think fat potato sticks that taste a little like shrimp. The shrimp scares away your white friends, so less chips getting mooched and more chips in your stomach!
Gary: Man I'm hungry. Are those chips?

Phil: Not JUST chips, they're shrimp chips! Want some?

Gary: Uhh no thanks, I'll pass.
by Stiff Tacos January 3, 2011
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Shrimb

Me: wanna have a shrimb party on the weekend
Friend: sure! Where at?
Me: My grandmas house! At 6pm
by JonahCrab fan November 17, 2019
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shrinika

Shrinika is a beautiful name for a beautiful girl. Shrinika is a beauty, smart, kind, generous, humble, respectful, and so much more. Anyone would be lucky to have a friend like Shrinika.
Wow look at her, Shrinika is so pretty I can't take my eyes off of her.
by CrazyShana October 9, 2021
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Shrigga

Shrigga (Noun)- Shrigga is a powerful god who created everything as we know it. Shrigga a ogre who is tan, hairy, and big. Shrigga can grow up to 950 ft and can tower over anything. Shrigganometry is the study of shrigga. Shrigga was discovered in 2015 by 2 men in Salina Kansas. All hail Shrigga.
Person 1: Hey man have you been praying to Shrigga every night?
Person 2: No? Who is Shrigga?
Person 1: Oh no, you shouldn't have said that. You've angered him, feel his ogrey wrath
by zauzyzayy January 20, 2021
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Shriee

From the Scottish term for inebriation; "Pished" - "Shriee" is a word derived directly from the T9 predictive text interpretation of the numbers required to type "pished". ie. 747433. It was originally invented as a codeword to hide the fact that one was drunk in work.
"I'm shriee"
"I am motherfucking shriee out ma box"
"Are you shrieeing?"
"Getting shriee?"
"I am shrieeboxed out ma glory hole"
"Have you got your shrieebag with you?"
"Lunchshriee?"
"Optical Shrieexpress"
by Gordon and Richard March 4, 2009
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