shoulderspy

someone who reads or watches a movie over your shoulder on a train or plane

whilst watching a movie on a plane you notice a warm breath over your shoulder coming from the seat behind you. really terrible offenders will have recently eaten garlic this person is a shoulderspy

by Simon von baron the 3rd May 20, 2013

Bitch Shoulders

When your a Pussy like jai and have no muscle on your shoulder.

Damn kevin dislocated his shoulder he must have Bitch shoulders

by 6ix9inespetrat June 11, 2020

have a chip on your shoulder

to be touchy, to be easily provoked (During the 19th century, a person in the united states would challenge others to a fight by placing a wooden chip on his/her shoulder and daring them to knock it off, and if the other person did so, the fight was on.)

Man, You sure do have a chip on your shoulder today.

by The Return of Light Joker October 16, 2008

Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder

A term for a rather large bra. The boobs are represented as the boulder and the over the shoulder holder represents the bra itself.

I was checkin out this chick at the mall. O man she was wearing this tank top and you could see her over the shoulder boulder holder. O man she had huge knockers. I wanted to jizz all over her face.

by B$ April 1, 2005

shoulderelf

When the head of a penis is gently set on an unsuspecting receivers shoulder from behind. Those who have perfected this move may choose to disguise the head of the penis with facial features to confuse the receiver into thinking it is a magical elf.

Before being "craiged" Genie was greeted by a shoulderelf wearing a German helmet.

by Kir Renhcsad December 13, 2008

shoulder devil

A person you hang with who is a real bad influence. Pushes you to do immoral things. Talks you into doing things you know you shouldn't, but seem real good at the time. Preys on temptation usually just to sit back and watch the outcome. Much like the devil/angel in the cartoons.

"Just take it, it won't hurt you. I swear it'll be fun. You'll have the time of your life" Luke said to me. He's such a shoulder devil.

by NxVx April 20, 2009

Shoulder Grope

The act of somebody placing a hand on the opposing shoulder, and then leaving it there, as if fondling their own shoulder blade. People usually shoulder-grope themselves while discussing their accomplishments or positive traits (often with a sentence beginning "I'm pretty much the best..."), and it is therefore regarded as a narcissistic celebration of one's own awesomeness. On occasion, both hands are employed, giving the shoulder-groper the appearance of somebody hugging themselves because they have no friends.

I don't mean to brag, but *shoulder grope* I'm pretty much the best clarinet player in the whole entire school.

by RAGNAAAAAAR! June 20, 2010