shoulderelf 

When the head of a penis is gently set on an unsuspecting receivers shoulder from behind. Those who have perfected this move may choose to disguise the head of the penis with facial features to confuse the receiver into thinking it is a magical elf.

Before being "craiged" Genie was greeted by a shoulderelf wearing a German helmet.

shoulderelf by Kir Renhcsad December 13, 2008

shouldered 

When you are walking down the street and someone gets in your way so you lean your shoulder into him when you collide.

That lame ass was looking down at his iPod while walking so I shouldered him.

shouldered by SirFWALGMan September 25, 2009

shouldered 

To have a shouler up your vagina

When Olivia jumped off of Jonathans shoulders, she got shouldered

shouldered by WOOO* July 1, 2008

Women who wear one shouldered tops 

A woman who wears I a one shoulder top likes yo get titty fucked. The loose sweater makes it top of mind.

Women who wear one shouldered tops want their titties fucked.

Women who wear one shouldered tops by Dirtyresearch April 30, 2022

shoulderblade 

your one and only

don't mess with that girl shes my shoulderblade

shoulderblade by dlocsp February 18, 2009

Slippery Shouldered

To shrug off ones own responsibility in a situation or act. To let the weight,burden or blame of a wrong doing fall off of one's conscience by brushing the responsibility to some one else.

When John's boss was angry for his department's bad performance, he became Slippery Shouldered by explaining that company did not have the right equipment.

Slippery Shouldered by Supermama October 18, 2008

Slopey Shouldered 

when a person delegates anything given to them or slides it straight off their work load onto someone else out of utter laziness

Boss: Steve, can you print off this large batch of documents for me?

Steve: Ryan can print on his machine *walks off*

Ryan: Thanks, you slopey shouldered t**t.

Slopey Shouldered by RMR@RRC April 26, 2011