shitooze

shit + ooze = shitooze

Synonymous to bullshit.

Pronounced "shih-tooz"

I've had enough of your shitooze.

by the definition circuit January 8, 2008

shotomy

The process in which one places a turkey baster with a shot of hard liquor up their ass. This results in rapid, extreme drunkenness because the alcohol is completely absorbed. Kids, don't try this one at home.

My uncle, a raging alcoholic, commits shotomy on a regular basis.

by Joshtheundisputed March 3, 2008

shitolie

An exclamation screamed when someone shoves something up your ass.

Sarah: why are you walking funny?

Patrick: Tossy just gave me the biggest shitolie with her cane

by Setterstorm December 26, 2013

shotokan

a traditional form of Japanese Karate that has it's origins on Okinowa.

I started training in Shotokan 10 years ago.

by chr|s sedition May 23, 2005

Shitoon

another name for a toilet; a comparison made between a toilet and a spitoon, where instead of tobacco, there is shit deposited in said container.

Pardon me, I need to visit the shitoon.

by Dan-sexymofo-iel April 19, 2005

Shatoot

Shatoot is very similar to the term Shart, however it is comprised primarily of gas as opposed to fecal matter.

Jenifer:Dude, I heard Lydia shatooting today.
Holly: What the fuck is shatoot?
Jenifer: It's like sharting with a little less shit and a little more toot.

by Friedrich Von Schiller March 30, 2010

shitopotamus

Animal used to describe the breath of a person when that person's breath is so foul that no other living animal can compare.

This persons breath smells like the ass of such a horrible being that there is no conceivable animal on Earth to compare it to. Therefore, an independent counsel was formed consisting of top scientists from the animal wildlife federation and higher-ups from the dental hygienists association to come up with a new animal that could be a on par with the foul nature of this person's breath. This animal they called the “Shitopotamus.”

“…Charlie’s breath smells like a Shitopotamus.”

by Tyrone Wallace June 30, 2008