short bus window licker

Somebody profoundly lacking in personal dignity and social grace. While not actually mentally disabled, such persons are often so enabled by family members or sympathetic friends that they become hopelessly unaware of the ridicule, revulsion, or downright murderous rage that they evoke from everybody else.

I don't care if he's our ride home. If that short bus window licker doesn't stop yelling at the movie screen I'm going to break a bottle over his fucking head.

by skid mark vz September 27, 2007

Short Bus Shawty

Slow, you ride the short bus.

Boy 1- Yo momma so slow they said it was chilli outside and she went and got a bowl.

Boy 2- Wait i dont get it.

Boy 1- You a short bus shawty.

by Vonne Love November 14, 2011

short bus rider

someone mentally retarded.

one who rides the short bus to school.

"that bitch is SO stupid. what a short bus rider."

by amy christ April 29, 2005

short bus status

When a person becomes dumbfounded and half retarded when caught off gaurd... Especially regarding people with the syndrome of selective hearing, and or vanity.

Stephanie was explaining a meaning to Lauren while Lauren was thoroughly entertaining herself when Stephanie finished Lauren said what's that mean, Stephanie said don't worry Lauren you're S.B.S. Short bus status!

by Stephauren November 9, 2013

short bus riders

2 mg yellow and rectangle zanax bars; causes "slowness"

Look how zooted he be lookin... you know he be on them short bus riders!

by natedogg51 May 3, 2014

Short-Bus Renegade

a retarded guy....oor girl. funniest when running. even funnier running from dogs

Look at that Short-Bus Renegade run.

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Short bus deligaton

Group of people when they get together, act so foolishly that you think they rode the short bus together.

Look at these guys from hooters. They obviously think the girls are hot. To bad they’re apart of the Short bus deligaton

by Colin33448 November 22, 2017