shortness

It’s like when he calls a girl he likes shorty especially if she is shorter than him

How are you shortness?

by henna83 April 25, 2018

short

to sell a security in anticipation of price decline

i got rich shorting enron stock

by deadcat June 10, 2003

short

Help me! I'm 19, 3'1 1/2" and 18 pounds and haven't grown since I was TWO!

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

short

(noun) - a small portion of a cigarette, maybe a few deuces

Yo, lemme get a short.

by youngbull June 21, 2005

short

Slang term meaning car.

"Damn, that your new short?"

by mr00jimbo August 01, 2005

short

short -person whoose getting out of the military soon.

I got only 1 day man can't get shorter then that.

by jake smith May 26, 2004

shorts

Midwest elderly slang for boxer shorts. Mainly used by older folks, nearly always white boxers.

You can't go out there like that to get the paper. You're in your shorts.

by Jonaog March 11, 2008