Straightforward shooting weekend

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.

Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

by DukeOfYork November 21, 2019

School shootings

The favourite past time of children in America

Person1: what are you doing this week

Person2: you know, the same old stuff

Person1: ohh. School shootings

by Kiddownunder November 18, 2019

shookaken

What happens when you are so shook because something tried to shake you and you mix shook and shake into Shookaken

My ship finally kissed and I am Shookaken

by JustABeanThatKnowsSumWerds March 7, 2017

salad shootin'

When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.

Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!

Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!

by BADxKARMA April 4, 2013

School shooting

Math teacher: let’s start subtracting

Math teacher: *pulls out ak47*

“The quiet kid reaches into the back”
*1 min later*

“SCHOOL SHOOTING”

by BigDickBoy69 November 16, 2019

Shoosh Pap

The act of patting your friend's face and making a soothing 'shoosh' sound so they'll calm down

My friend was totally freaking out so I had to shoosh pap him for a while.

by mybanana May 24, 2013

Shooting tadpoles at the moon.

Squirting cum after male masturbation.

As he gazed into the starry night and gave a final squeeze and tug to his blood-engorged cock, long streams of spooge squirted skyward. He felt as though he were shooting tadpoles at the moon.

by mtspacey March 2, 2011