Shomari

She is a extremely beautiful,loving,goofball,caring,erky,smart soul that will get on your nerves but you will still love her even though she is very very very very very erky but you'll still love her and if you dont hit the door she doesn't care what anybody says

wow, would you look at-her-?
I know her, she's a Shomari

by laughing.cutie March 14, 2017

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Selectively Shomer

A Jew who is only shomer with Certain people and at Certain times.

Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.

My friend Shifra, told me she was shomer but I saw her touch Dovid the other day so I guess she’s Selectively Shomer.

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Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer

Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe

Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?

Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!

by @sarahbellaweasley December 29, 2019

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Shomit

To shit and vomit at the same time

After eating Chinese and two Cokes at the Klimax Klub, I had the sudden urge to shomit all over the place.

by Jean-Claude van Damme August 18, 2006

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shomer

To abstain from touching the opposite sex due to a moral or religious upbringing

Levi is most definitely not Shomer, he loves touching woman.

by this is my pseudonym was taken February 7, 2017

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shomance

The romantic involement/ flirting of two actors, who are not actually roamantically involeved, who are involved in a play, playing characters who are romantically involed with each other.

Chris Irvin & Nora DeGeorge

by Peter George April 4, 2004

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