shocking the globe

when you let a hott lady suck on one of your testicles and thats it, till you fall asleep.

i wish that big booty bitch would be shocking the globe.

by Joshee November 26, 2006

sack shock

The period after a sack tapping, in which an exquisite pain is felt, often leading to a state of nausua and flinching whenever somebody makes a quick movement in your general direction.

Joe went through sack shock after getting tapped while getting a titty twister.

by thebirdman9999 March 16, 2007

Urban Shocker

Urban James Shocker has one of the greatest names of all time. He was born Urbain Jacques Shockcor

Urban Shocker was a great pitcher in his prime and one of the 17 major league pitchers permitted to throw the spitball after it was outlawed following the 1920 season. A congenital heart condition caused an untimely death at age 37.

Urban Shocker's name is kick ass... and I heard he throws a bad ass spitball

by Shockcor November 19, 2006

letsougenic shock

A cardiac condition found after specific surgical procedures

That man is in letsougenic shock, you can tell by the devices and medications he needs.

by whodovudu May 13, 2016

Shockofgod

A youtube user infamous for his atheism bashing and bullying, strong christian conservative views, motorcycle riding and his frequent use of conservapedia as a legitimate source of information. He claims to have the question which is supposedly making atheists reconsider their beliefs. This question is "what proof and evidence can you provide that atheism is accurate and correct?" He has proposed many times that no one is able to answer this question when in reality hundreds of atheists already have.

According to conservapedia Shockofgod is the greatest youtube evangelist ever... BULLLLLLLLLLLLSHIIIIIIIIIT

by polaris2142 October 12, 2010

Shock Rap

A style of Rap where the lyricists rhymes about random and outrageous topics to "shock" the listener upon hearing it. The most well-known artist to adopt a Shock Rap style is EMINEM.

"I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful//
I like birds, trees, I like people//
I like funny things, that make me happy and gleeful//
Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool//
The ill type, to stab myself with a steel spike//
While I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like//
Cause this is how I am in real life//
I don't wanna just die a normal death//
I wanna be killed twice//
I just wanna scare somebody, with a gun threat//
When they're high off of drugs//
They haven't even done yet//
So bring the money by tonight, cause ya wife//
Said this is the biggest knife, she ever saw in her life//
I try to keep it positive, and play it cool//
Shoot up the playground//
And tell the kids to stay in school//"

- I'm Shady by EMINEM: classic example of Shock Rap.

by Mr.Jassssin August 12, 2009

Shocklifting

Going to a public place with arguably free electricity, such as a mall, grocery store, gym or library and charging all of your electronic devices while your house is without power, following a tremendous hurricane or storm.

My brother and I went shocklifting at the mall because our phones were dead.

by G Bobs November 1, 2012