Schnitzelphobic

somebody who doesn´t like to eat Schnitzel. For reasons unknown those people are most likely vegetarians and have been seen to refuse to taste any kind of Schnitzel.
Also they tend to be better looking than normal people.
intensification: hardcore schnitzelphobic

You are such a Schnitzelphobic

by Lacey Cartman October 2, 2009

Shitzer Spritzer

When you take a dump and it causes toilet water to splash up your rectum

"Whoa, that dump I took this morning caused a shitzer spritzer!"

by hydro dumper October 7, 2009

schnitzsnoggin

v. fellatio, especially when administered by a man. A portmanteau of the German "scnhitz," meaning "ween," and the British "snog"; lit. "kissing weens."

...and then I tricked him into snoggin' my schnitz.

Miguel would have schnitzsnogged him in a second.

Miguel invited me over for some tacos and then gave me the schnitzsnoggin of my life

by BigFeg October 21, 2010

Schnitzig

The unfortunate act of sneezing so hard that a bit of poo comes out. and in this moment you place your hand over your mouth in an over exaggerated polite fashion, whilst the other hand politely taps the bum...`Ooh Schnitzig!´ you exclaim!

The moment you sneezed: you place your hand over your mouth in an over exaggerated polite fashion, whilst the other hand politely taps the bum...`Ooh Schnitzig!´ you exclaim!

by Bethanias May 16, 2013

shitzedoodles

Shitzedoodles is a mild type of swearing. Can be used in communities online without getting censored.

Oh shitzedoodles!

by funkymarchmellows December 10, 2016

shitzu

A zoo with no animals?

by DaveA October 23, 2003

shitzkabob

When something sucks, but not overly sucks. Less emphatic that "shit" and a little more playful. Shit on a stick!

I can't find my other sock...shitzkabob!

by Tara Brown April 7, 2008