Shmookie

Is something that you love so much or is a very cute animal, can be used to refer to pretty much anything. Once you start using it, you'll know.

When seeing a cute animal you might say "Oooo look at that shmookie. That's the cutest shmookies I have every seen!"
Or
When referring to a significant other "I love you shmookie, thanks for the best valentines day ever."
***
CAN ALSO BE USED AS A VERB: "Give me a shmooks." means "Give me a kiss".

by BobSaget94 January 24, 2023

Dirty Shmoo

Having ana sex with a fat chick in a bathtub full of dirty water.

I was butt-fucking this fat-ass ho in the tub last night. Nothing like a dirty shmoo to get you to bust a nut.

by Dr. F-Bomb January 4, 2011

Oongus Shmoongus

Was said by cavemen during the Ooga Booga event. A war cry.

Foongus: Oongus Shmoongus!
Everyone else: "Scared"

by Floopity Flip December 6, 2021

shmoogle

1.(v.) To attack someone while wielding a zucchini or squash, on the third monday of the month, if the attackee in question has blue hair or is in the marching band.

2.(n.) One who has been shmoogled.

3.(adj.) Suggests that the noun it is attached to is very shmoogle-able. This is a good thing.

1. Louanne: Don't make me shmoogle you!
Joe: Oh, please do.

2. Louanne: Joe, you're such a shmoogle.
Joe: Let's get it on.

3. Louanne: You are so very shmoogle, Joe.
Joe: Why thank you!

by Go make me a waffle, bitch January 6, 2004

Shmoom

Shmoom means cool. Remember to always dab when you say it. Summon people are the BEST type of people.

Person 1: Bro I'm SO shmoom! *dab*
Person 2: SO shmoom!

by Idkwhatmynameshouldbeso... July 24, 2017

Shmoo

A shmoo is a hairless cat usually chronically obese and often for the female shmees, they have quite severely saggy breasts. They are evil and attack baby pugs but they love sashays and peas. They lick butter and are VERY yeasty. They will attack prey that is in its most vulnerable state especially if their prey's name is Fletcher. They flock to Tahnees and often hide in washing machines or dressing gowns. They go by many names some of these include:
- Mama yeasty
- Sweaty lil' yeasty mama
- Mamma sooge
- The smoo
- Shmoopy
- Edna
- Shoopa
- Shmooples
- You stupid evil tiny satan what the hell are you doing?!

The shmoo is a light pink creature and beware if you ever deny it food. It's beautifully sinister manipulation tactics to get prey to provide them food is far greater than that of the creepy llama!

Kai: Man! Your cat is obese and SO yeasty!
Adelaide: Yeah of course, she's a shmoo.

by DONTCALLMEPEANUT June 3, 2021

Shmoo

a word to describe someone who is lovely, saucy, and the best all in one. nothing can ever beat them.

John: 'You know Mia?'
Tom: 'Yeah, she is a right shmoo'

by Tamakeri December 15, 2008