ShmooshDozen

A sex position where the girl break dances on her head and the guy sits with his penis inside the girl's vagina while licking her belly button. Every time the guy licks the girls belly button, he must say shmoosh.

Tina-Marie: Oh my god yesterday my boyfriend gave me a ShmooshDozen.

Sally-ann: Wow is your belly button wet?

by LeDiamonddozen August 30, 2014

Shmoose

Whenever you friend is late to the shindig you call them this. Often they are self centered and have a low iq.

Where the hell is shmoose he/she was supposed to be here 4 hours ago.

by rsguy225 October 29, 2018

Shmood

An exaggerated mood. When something is so much of a mood that you feel the need to say this instead.

Oh my god, Khloe just picked a booger whilst naked in Times Square. Such a shmood.

by ShaniaTwainsPetLizard May 13, 2022

Shmookie

Is something that you love so much or is a very cute animal, can be used to refer to pretty much anything. Once you start using it, you'll know.

When seeing a cute animal you might say "Oooo look at that shmookie. That's the cutest shmookies I have every seen!"
Or
When referring to a significant other "I love you shmookie, thanks for the best valentines day ever."
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CAN ALSO BE USED AS A VERB: "Give me a shmooks." means "Give me a kiss".

by BobSaget94 January 24, 2023

Dirty Shmoo

Having ana sex with a fat chick in a bathtub full of dirty water.

I was butt-fucking this fat-ass ho in the tub last night. Nothing like a dirty shmoo to get you to bust a nut.

by Dr. F-Bomb January 4, 2011

Oongus Shmoongus

Was said by cavemen during the Ooga Booga event. A war cry.

Foongus: Oongus Shmoongus!
Everyone else: "Scared"

by Floopity Flip December 6, 2021

Shmoopie

When people are super cute towards one another. Or just make you smile

When a person is being super shmoopie towards another.

by cc77 January 22, 2010