shmuferson

An affectionate name for a muffin.

You’re my shmuferson

by Gustafson March 2, 2023

shmayel

Shmayel Is an Arabic female name , she is beautiful , strong , elegant, cute.

Shmayel

by iMary June 4, 2017

Shmater

Kaelyn & Martin only

We’re just shmaters in a shmater world. The only shmaters who ever shmatered.

by Shmater August 3, 2018

shafeka

1. A famous Egyptian belly dancer and singer.
2. A smart very pretty, sassy, sexy, loud, Palestinian female. Hilarious and full of life Shafeka's are allways great to have around, and make great friends. They do everything once and you'll never find some one more fun even if they have their ditsy moments. Also, this amazing female is blind and loves it.

Damn Shafeka's got to be the prettiest, smartest, chillest girl I ever met.
I'm lame I wish I was a Shafeka.
I love Shafeka's music!

by Iamamazing1114 April 17, 2009

Shmare

A really ugly girl; shorter form of pap smear

"eww she looks like a shmare, she thinks she's fierce !"

by la hype March 26, 2008

Shafer

Any individual who wears Keds, solicits the advice of and on walks with girls he's friends with, and knows relatively nothing about professional sports.

My girlfriend isn't at the party fratting because she went for a walk. She went with a Shafer.

by BiggieFrat June 29, 2011

Shafering

The act of masturbation to completion during oddly non-erotic situations, generally ending with sperm on the bottom of a desk or table, or soaking into your pants.

Man, I was really Shafering hard while watching that youtube video about point-of-sale systems. My pants are soaked with cum now.

by Timmy "Tim-Tim" Timmerson March 12, 2015