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Shmackeral

1) Similar to a shlong but larger

2)A larger than usual fish, usually a Mackeral
"Yo, I caught a fucken big-ass shmackeral down the beach yesterday mornin' "
"I gave your mum a taste of MY shmackeral!"
by Jypster October 14, 2009
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Shwacked

The pure essence of getting your tiny asshole pounded in a game or type of competition.
He just got shwacked!
I shwacked his girl last night!
by 735382 February 22, 2019
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smacked ass

An idiot. Someone who walks around as if he's been literally, smacked in the ass.
So, this smacked ass walks up to me, and asks me if I've got a dollar
by Pete November 28, 2003
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gob smacked

1. When someone is left speechless after witnessing or being told something incredible.

2. To be hit forceably in the mouth.
1. I was completely gob smacked when my girlfriend told me she was really a man!

Seeing that water skiing squirrel has left me gob smacked!

2. I got my gob smacked last night when I gave my woman a dirty sanchez.
by Petey Pie October 25, 2005
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smacked up

British slang term for drugged/doped up. Term comes from the slang term for heroin that known as smack.
"She looked so smacked up."
by lovepollution April 4, 2010
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smacked out

1. To be fucked from heroin.
2. To be really high on a 'smacky' MDxA pill, mad eye-wobbles, too fucked too do anything but sit there, definately no dancing, talking can usually still be performed.
3. To be really tired and shit. Usually after drugs or the morning after smoking alot of chronic.
1. "That Hammer Addict looks hella smacked out."
2. "Man, this pill has fully 'smacked me out', I'm fucked up."
3. "I feel fully smacked out today."
by Diego September 4, 2003
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Smacked

A person or thing that has an idiotic demeanor and may have dumbass tendencies or be whack without even being aware of it, or may simply just be similar to a smacked or slapped ass.
"Dude, did you hear that Cade was hanging out with Tiff again the other night? Man, he's so smacked bro."

"Can you believe Emily is making us scrape all these trays by ourselves? This is so smacked."

"What the hell? This guy just ordered a delivery five minutes before close. He's such a smacked ass."

“Did you catch what Trump said yesterday at the White House? He is smacked as hell. I can’t beleive he has supporters what a bunch of lil’ smackies.”
by lilsmackie515 September 25, 2018
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