shmacky

A general gumby, a real doofus, one who has just displayed extremely limited talent at a task. Generally only used directed at the gumby/doofus immediately after such display. Origins from Australia.

'Oh dear, it appears I have poured piping hot gravy all over myself.'
'Way to go, you shmacky.'

'Oh man, I just found out my girlfriend was a man.'
'Nice one, shmacky.'

by Matt August 25, 2004

shaced

to be really really drunk, the combination of shit and faced.

Man last night I hooked up with this girl but I was to shaced to remember.

by CRP August 8, 2005

Shmamerville

The place you go to when you, when you have violated the beer bong one to many times, also in this place things happen that you cannot explain and almost seem magical. once you are in shmamerville, it is almost nearly inpossible to return with out sleeping for 12 hours.

(person #1) "Dude! every time we party at John w.'s house I end up in Shmamerville!"

(person #2) "I know man, Its such a good thing!"

by Bo0-Radley September 13, 2009

Shmackeral

1) Similar to a shlong but larger

2)A larger than usual fish, usually a Mackeral

"Yo, I caught a fucken big-ass shmackeral down the beach yesterday mornin' "
"I gave your mum a taste of MY shmackeral!"

by Jypster October 14, 2009

shmase

a type of drug done in measurments called "stabs". can be taken in many forms; orally, injected, smoked, snorted

"How many stabs of shmase did you do last night?"
"I took five, man, it was crazy! I know I had the best time of my life I just don't remember what I did!"

by areyouready? September 10, 2011

Shmalex

Getting a BJ in the alley behind a dirty karaoke bar.

Roo: Hey, where's Shax?
Xtina: He ran off with Gertrude and is getting a Shmalex.
Roo: That dirty hooker!

by Peteeeeeeeeeeeeeey April 29, 2009

shmale

An A-sexual person.
A woman appearing to be a man.
What you call a manly woman.
A woman appearing to be a tranvestite.

A shmale, what else.
Mrs Drabing sure is a "SHMALE" wouldnt you say mike.
OMG Mrs Drabing, ure a "SHMALE".
I was looking for a vagina and found the opposite.

by Aaron Pettey July 24, 2004