shloppy seconds

A girl giving one lucky man a shloppy BJ two times within a 15-20 minute maximum time period after the first one.

g ass kid 1. yo tht bitch gave me shloppy seconds the other day
g ass kid 2. Not now chief I'm in the fucking zone

by Brandon Pin February 26, 2008

shlorny

sleepy and horny at the same time

Like when you're partying with the bros getting real throwed and it's like 4 am and you really wanna bang that DTF babe from Falls Hall but you're too sleepy. That's shlorny.

by brohanblowj February 18, 2009

shlurple

the plural of "shlurp"; which is the noise made when finishing a drink through a straw.
also associated with the word purple.

person 1: there's a few shlurples left in that drink, at the bottom of the cup!
person 2: *shlurps up last few drops through a straw*

by shlurpppp March 6, 2009

shloopie

a silent sounding wet poopie

I've created a shloopie in my pants, hear it??? Oh wait it is non-sounding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Hanasin Zhebaul Ehxcooba March 20, 2012

Shlop

A better way of describing a Blowjob that is done in a sloppy way.

“This bad bitch gave me shlop last night and it was tremendously outstanding.”

by Herban Dicktionary January 21, 2019

Shlopsta

Pasta that resembles a penis in any way

Hey Johnny would you like some of my shlopsta it actually tastes really good. I got it from dominos.

by Ethosboyyum March 7, 2019

Schlorp

The act of consuming soup

"I schlorped some soup"
"Toby is schlorping some soup"
"I am going to schlorp soup"

by chefboo February 23, 2021