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Shlorngry

The combination of sleepy, horny, and hungry. The worst combination imaginable. Too sleepy to fuck or eat. Too horny to sleep or eat. Too hungry to sleep or fuck. So you just lay there and slowly crumble away. The only way to fix the problem is to take care of two of the three things at once.
Shannon: Fuck me!

Zack: I can't! I'm shlorngry. Bring me some pie and maybe then.
by Wheatnik September 8, 2010
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Jersey Shore Douche Bag

One who acts like a dip shit off of the "jersey shore" I.E. anyone who is a tool that calls them selves the "situation"
The sitiuation from jersey shore is a jersey shore douche bag
by thats right mofo March 19, 2011
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Shore

A joking/sarcastic way to say yes or sure. This response is commonly used to sound foolish when responding to something.
Mike: Want to go do something stupid?!?!
Greg: Shore!!!!
by shores February 24, 2013
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tortoise shore

A cheap alternative to the well known Turtle Beach headsets, the Tortoise Shore is a homemade device used for online video game play. It is made from a pair of headphones being worn on top of your game headset, which can cause significant discomfort.
Pro: Wow kid I heard you coming from a mile away with my $200 Turtle Beach.

Random: Well I can only afford this lousy Tortoise Shore, so I guess I deserved to lose.
by BiirdMan May 30, 2009
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Slhore

A cross between a slut and a whore.
A nice example of a slhore would be a female who happens to wear extremely revealing clothing and puts out to anything that moves.
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Jersey Shore

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Slore

A cross between a slut and a whore.
Diana is a real slore.
by DMJohnson December 31, 2014
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