shlonk face

a man or boy who has a penis on their face or head

omg that man is such a "shlonk face"

by billy gouche October 22, 2008

Shmink

A word yelled while a person punches off a car mirror

Damn my nigga you straight "shminked" that mirror off

by Brodie 030 February 27, 2018

Shinkled

A term for the common practice of traveling to a foreign country with the intention of receiving a shallow, non-life-threatening knife wound.

I went to the Banana Republic and totally got shinkled. Good thing I could buy a new shirt right there.

by UrbanPictionary83 January 21, 2020

shinkletter

the biggest BOSS ever.

that punk thinks hes shinkletter trying to dictate to every1, he aint gonna send any hits.

by shinkletter.1 October 17, 2008

shinky

interj. An exclamation that can be used to express affirmation. Much like "cool!" or "neat!" but with a sexier twist to it.

Note: derives from the conjunction (shibby + kinky)

Person A: "My boner is ten inches long."
Person B: "Shinky!"

by whorebasket69 March 25, 2008

Shlunk

The sound a wet beanie makes as you pull it onto your head.

Dude Skeeter, when you put your beanie on it went Shlunk !!!!

by Roy Muntz January 13, 2009

Shlonky Donk

A very limp penis that moves around much like the child toy "the slinky"

Man, i'm so impotent my dick is a goddam shlonky donk

by sourdude13 January 13, 2006