Shitong

A person that is a dumbass or shit at something. The human representation of feces. Popularly used in Trinidad slang.

Did you see Goobert's grade on that test, what a shitong.

by TrinidadSlanguage April 1, 2019

shitsnatcher

This is another name for the piece in the bathroom generally called a toilet.

The shitsnatcher is singing again. That means it will be stopped up soon. Where is the plunger?

by Phyliss D. March 21, 2007

shitcone

The area of potential projection of faeces originating from the point of exit (anus) encapsulating all possible directions in which fecal matter may be found after defecation.

Timmys shitcone failed to reside entirely inside the basin.

by dukerattlehead March 11, 2008

Shitsnesm

A shitsnesm is when one shits/sharts, while simultaneously having an orgasm and sneezing at the same time. It is a combination of relief, pain, and pleasure.

Dude, did you see the Shitsnesm John Alex performed this morning, it looked so painful!

by LuckyTuba May 22, 2019

Alaskan shitcone

When a man shits it in two ice cream cones and shoves one up his boyfriends ass and another one in his mouth.

Matt: dude you should totally give me a Alaskan shitcone!

by Gabby k March 9, 2015

chelsea darlene smitson

Chelsea darlene smitson- also known as a w.h.o.r.e that sleeps with anyone that will give it to her. Runs away from her problems. Acts like a Disney mom. Left her "family" high and dry. Is selfish but vary smart and is a spoiled rotten BRAT. Needs to learn respect and loyalty.

Chelsea darlene smitson needs to keep her legs closed. And stop blaming others for her reactions!

by Petty.bitch May 30, 2018

Shitsol

The result of the rich combination of one's feces with the wonderful scent of lisol.

After Aaron took the dump of the century, he decided to add a touch of lisol disinfectant spray to create the rich scent of shitsol, which would further spread into the common room.

by 908 Projectile October 12, 2009