A regular spitroast, but with another male paticipant ejaculating or 'marinating' the lucky lady in the thick of it all. Who wants a spitroast with meat that isn't marinated?!?
'Last night Ted and i were having this awesome spitroast. It was a bit flavourless though so Jim started to marinate the bitch. Best marinated spitroast i've ever had!'
by king-of-roast May 18, 2009
Get the marinated spitroast mug.When someone brings you non-bad news, or makes a statement, but then say it in a rude or a slick way, so then it sounds like an insult.
Guy #1: "Well, well, well. Looks like somebody's momma finally took them shopping."
Guy #2: "Bra, are you trying to say you like my fit?"
Guy #1: "You know me so well."
Guy #2: "Yeah. I know you like to shitcoat everything."
Guy #2: "Bra, are you trying to say you like my fit?"
Guy #1: "You know me so well."
Guy #2: "Yeah. I know you like to shitcoat everything."
by wordofthedayeverydayandallday March 12, 2010
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A sexual act. Like an ordinary spitroast however involving 2 women and 1 man instead. The man doggy styles 1 of the women whilst she is liking the other womans pussy rather than sucking another mans dick.
by PrezMeister March 7, 2007
Get the Spanish Spitroast mug.CopSpeak for young offender. Rat similar to Mallrat, and always in shit, causing shit, being a shit, etc.
by Fat Edgar September 8, 2007
Get the shitrat mug.1. (verb) 3rd person present: shitposts past tense: shitposted past participle: shitposted present participle: shitposting To make numerous social media or forum posts each of which involve a meme. See also: spam
2. (verb) To derail an online chat conversation with something unrelated and/or off-topic.
3. (noun) plural: shitposts Numerous social media or forum posts with a meme involved.
shitposter
(noun) plural: shitposters A social media or forum user who posts no less than 400 unwanted memes daily on social media or forums.
2. (verb) To derail an online chat conversation with something unrelated and/or off-topic.
3. (noun) plural: shitposts Numerous social media or forum posts with a meme involved.
shitposter
(noun) plural: shitposters A social media or forum user who posts no less than 400 unwanted memes daily on social media or forums.
This definition may be considered a shitpost because it was written by someone who sucks at literacy. Why the hell am I writing shitposts when I shouldn't even be writing?
by Wikkidvommit32 September 1, 2017
Get the shitpost mug.When little kids made a term to try and "do a thing" its really just Instagram meme pages on YouTube posting shitty stuff.
That little dumbass kid is so annoying posting those shitpost status videos abusing YouTube's algorithm.
by Big Mf Man Hell Yeah December 9, 2020
Get the shitpost status mug.Toast that is served with shit on it in place of the preferable butter or jam; most likely to be served with breakfast and given to people by pranksters (typical) or weirdos with strange shit-related fetishes.
"I am never eating at this restaurant again! The service was slow and the waiter gave me shitoast!"
A: "Are you almost done with the order for table 16?"
B: "Yes, I just need to take a quick shit on their toast."
C: "Well she does strike me as a person who enjoys shitoast."
B: "I actually don't care if she likes it or not. I just want her to eat my shit."
A: "Are you almost done with the order for table 16?"
B: "Yes, I just need to take a quick shit on their toast."
C: "Well she does strike me as a person who enjoys shitoast."
B: "I actually don't care if she likes it or not. I just want her to eat my shit."
by SweatnShame July 30, 2014
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