Climaxing shitball

Another name for explosive diarrhea-(a.k.a. Liquid shitball); it's so forceful & projectile, it's as if a shitball had an earth-shattering orgasm.

That toilet was so dirty, it looked like a climaxing shitball had an uncontrollable orgasm.

by Snatch Lips April 24, 2014

Shitpalm

The result of a badly-timed, pre-toilet-roll-shop poo in which the only surface with which you can clean your shitty arse is the palm of your hand

You've just got out of the shower and feel the familiar rumblings of a forthcoming diarrhea attack so after making sure the toilet door is locked, you sit on the toilet and unleash the fury, legs spasming uncontrollably and all. When this violent exchange is concluded you look around and to your horror see that there is no toilet roll. You think about using the good towel but decide it isn't worth your life so you close your eyes and send your palm to it's untimely, shitty death. Shitpalm.

by Kevichella August 9, 2006

shitalk

When a person drinks too much and his mouth starts to over load his ass.

Don't shitalk me and there won't be none.

by Elifgrot June 12, 2018

shitalot

One who is constantly going to the bathroom due to an overactive bowel.

Damn, That kid goes to the bathroom a lot, he is such a shitalot

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

Shitpaper

Alternate name for toilet paper. Name was adopted when two friends saw toilet paper on the ground covered in shit.

Josh found some shitpaper on the ground. Darien decided to adopt the name for laughs.

Shitpaper comes in different colors, sizes, and scents (usage varies this)

by Josh Courtoreille May 19, 2007

shitvalanche

When the reality of past corrupt deeds inevitably catch up with the offender.

Climate denialism, freak-show narcissism, identification with oppressive dictatorship regimes in deference to internal security official positions, criminal redistribution of congressional allocated funds, inappropriate grabbing of the pussy, etc...there's a shitvalanche on the horiozon

by YAWA February 2, 2020

shitballz

term similar to "shitballs," but more hardcore

Damn! That hoodrat just stole my chronic! Shitballz!

by scissorluver May 16, 2009