Shithouse Poet

The Anonymous Poet from Northeast Ohio that left his writings in the caddy bathroom at a country club. The bathroom was nicknamed, "The Dungeon."

Some come here to sit and think,

Others come here to shit and stink.
Me, I come to scratch my balls,

And read the writing on the walls. -SP

They paint these walls to stop my pen,

But the Shithouse Poet has struck again! -SP

Person 1: Do you know the Shithouse Poet?
Person 2: That's a Northeast Ohio Legend. Have a nice day, Officer.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

shithoused

really, really drunk

I can't drive right now because I drank twelve beers and I'm shithoused.

by RobB December 1, 2002

crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithouse

Phrase old fuckers used to use to describe really fucked-up seemingly normal people. All bets are off in this situation because now this means the batshit crazy person loses their shit pretty fast and wants to fuck someone up real bad. My advice: run. The short modern version is: crazier than a shithouse rat. The clean version is: crazier than a rat trapped in a tin hen-house, but dont' even use this version around more than three women who are over 30 or they will fold their arms, lower their head a little while glaring at you --like you just offended their pussies.

That Jenkins is "crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithouse"

by Jaspa J October 1, 2012

shithouse

a cowardly person a variation on shitbag

hes a fucking shithouse

by sheiky September 27, 2005

shitehouse

Also known as a shithouse. Generally means an outside toilet.

I need to use the shitehouse mate.

by Pete October 25, 2004

shithouse

A word used to describe something that is not good.

Fuck me, I lost my right testicle! That is shithouse.

by stu December 4, 2002

Shithousing

Related to the term Shithouse, used to describe someone who embarks upon a campaign of purposeful actions, which may affect others either mentally or physically, in order to further their own gain.

Can't believe Donald Trump has said that. CNN will get angry and reveal their prejudices! His Shithousing knows no bounds!

by theslaughterhouseblog January 15, 2018