ShitBlast

When your bowel blows fecesshit out of your body a really fast rate.

"I just shitblast-ed the toilet...I think I dented it..."

by DuoSo315 May 16, 2007

Skeet Shields

Large lense sunglasses worn by females that are quite effective in blocking jizz or a stray load to the eyes.

Paris Hilton's skeet shields prevented her from getting skeet skeet in her eyes.

by NoleRalph October 25, 2008

Shitecrack

Term used to describe someone who has fucking tragic banter.

Pete - "Where is Kirstie?"
Kirsty - "Taking a nap"
Pete - "Fucking Shitecrack"

by PantsPete December 26, 2012

Georgia Shiels

has a nice bum

Georgia Shiels

by imasweatyoldmanwholivesinacan October 21, 2011

Bumping Shields

The awkward moment when you're double teaming a girl and the guys balls bump into each other.

Two guys nuts touched each other while double teaming a girl but they weren't quite sure if it was bumping shields.

by Mayur February 3, 2013

gay shield

When a person uses his/her sexuality as a defense mechanism, causing others to be hesitant in insulting or even commenting on that person.

"Dude, I want to tell that guy he should stop playing Ariana Grande's Focus out loud, but he's got a gay shield."

by DarkKnight1026 September 18, 2016

Cry Shield

The haircut preferred by the emos. It is where the hair is parted to the side covering one or both eyes. This is done so that the emos can do all of their immense crying secretly

Just look at just about any emo person and you will see a cry shield

by NiceGuy121212 February 6, 2007