shiterature

Reading material intended specifically for reading whilst taking a shit.

I need to subscribe to National Geographic. It would be great shiterature.

by nikkskidoo October 5, 2013

World of Slutcraft

The wold defined as the place housing the girls who are obsessed with World of Warcraft. They are usually self-obsessed, good looking, and complete bitches. It seems to take a souless girl to spend 23.5 hours a day on a dumb game with no reward, especially when they're Hot. Also, they hook up with everyon and still think no one likes them.

John "Hey Jill want to go to a movie with me?"
Jill "No i'm going to play WOW and then cry because a guy doesn't like me"
John "I hate you, lost in ur world of slutcraft.

John "hey Jill want to make out?"
Jill "Okay let me knock out these italian guys, play 3 hours of world of warcraft, get drunk and it's on!"
John "my penis is sad, u World of slutcrafter."

by Seckocrap November 2, 2009

shiterate

to get blackout drunk, clog a toilet, have it flood the bathroom, and have the shit-water leak into your downstairs neighbors house

Ben's neighbors are really unlucky that he shiterated them last weekend.

by Jjaamaall August 22, 2008

Shitcast

Just like a podcast, a shitcast is an online radio program, only the material in the said program is of low grade.

Jeff: Did you listen to the bobsled podcast yesterday?

John: Naw man, that shitcast is goin' downhill fast.

by Beefster April 17, 2009

Shitcastic

not fully understanding the idea of sarcasm... being shit at it

sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, as diarrhoea is the lowest form of shit

oh that was a good joke, boy your so SHITcastic

by Kenmaremassive December 9, 2012

Shiterature

A piece of horrible literature.

If one writes a bad book, the ending is the only thing that will salvage this godforsaken piece of shiterature.

by yourmaker January 5, 2010

shitcanthropsy

just another way of saying sh*t. the list goes on forever. It sorta piggybacks off the disease lycanthropsy.

(just got hit by a golf ball) SHITCANTHROPSY!!!

by Patrick Reeves May 24, 2005