Shitaki

A shitaki is a mushroom but in this context it is a shit talking “friend” that is a fake friend which is a very toxic relationship, the shitaki is worse that a fake friend as they do not leave just like a fungus.

“So the Shitaki is back?”

by L-na January 8, 2019

Shitwalker

(N. ADJ) - A person that crab walks from one bathroom to another or stall to find toilet paper 🧻

I was in the bathroom washing my hands and this shitwalker came out of the stall and went into the other one

by Nomad barbie September 23, 2020

Shitankar

noun
a homeless person, usually with long and untidy hair and who refuses to trim it ;
adjective (DAIC)
without a settled home or a place to stay
"a shitankar burglar"

"he too led a shitankar existence, long and untidy hair, renouncing home, families and possessions.

by theyinthem March 23, 2022

pre shitaltion

As you're getting ready to sit down on the toilet and take a shit; before you reach the seat, some shit drops, unexpectedly.

He had to go home early today, because of pre shitaltion stains.

by Turtle Dino Boy & Giraffe Girl July 31, 2010

Shital

A girl who is hairy all over, who thinks she is the queen of the world. She has uncontrolable shit urges. She thinks of thinks of nothing but herself and envys Nilams, Hinalis and Julies. Main thing is shitals dont have lives. Shitals have stanky breath and loves to be lazy and eats like there is no tomo.

- Piece of doo doo like shital

by junihi July 26, 2010

Shitake Mushroom

Slang for a small penis.

"I can't believe she's dating Kwan. He's got a shitake mushroom.

by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005

Shitaki Mushroom Stamp

(verb)Latin. It is when a man has anal innercorse. After which the penis is pulled from the anus and Stamped on the head of the receiver.

All women need a Shitaki Mushroom Stamp the keep in check.

by Jason foeler (The Shank) May 5, 2005