shit my face

When one regrets opening their mouth about something.

Then I shall shit my face.

by D_reck31 September 23, 2017

shit up your face

It is a street slang. You stand up and shit her/his face means "shit up your face"

- you smell like a shit, did some1 shit up your face?
- yeah thats why i hate 69 position all the time!

by abuzettin imanikilli June 17, 2009

shit in my face

To be mistreated outrageously badly by someone. To disregard or defy someone.

Despite all the things I did for him, he just shit in my face.

by Christopher Andreychuk October 3, 2013

shit on my face

To shit on one's face is to "mess", or kid with one's self. Similar to "Nah, I'm just shitting you".

Person a)"Dude, your Mum just died..."

Person b)"...Omg..."

Person a)"LOL! Nah I'm just shitting on your face!"

"<suprising comment>"

"Dude, dont shit on my face, are you serious?"

by K.1.3.R.4.N September 5, 2006

i will shit in your face

Definition: I will beat your ass, pussy faggot.

Bro 1. "Come at me, bro ."

Bro 2. "Don't even try me, bro. i will shit in your face ."

by Mouse~ September 18, 2013

shit headed butt face

only to be used when someone is being a total ass and you want to sound like a dumb loser who can not come up with a better insult

you are being a shit headed butt face because you did not invite me to your birthday party

by oakley fatts January 30, 2021

Face like a kicked-in shit can

A description of an ugly man or woman. Meaning that their face resembles a can of shit that has been kicked about

eg: She's got a face like a kicked-in shit can

by I am Chuck Norris June 4, 2007