simmer

To cook over low-heat!

What temperature are you cooking the chicken and dumplings?
I am letting it simmer!
Oh, so you are cooking it slowly over low-heat!

by david faustino October 21, 2012

slow simmer

When one defecates into a frying pan (or any other stove top accessory) and turns the stove on low overnight whilst the unsuspecting slumbering owners/residents are asleep unknowing of the demise of their kitchen. The smell lasts a few days depending on the duration of the "simmer"

Ryan decided that an "upper decker" was too juvenile, so he decided to pull a "slow simmer" to his good friend Dave.

by Rommie May 29, 2008

swimmer's itch

Chlorine in the pool robs your skin of the vitamin E and protective oil leaving your skin really dry and itchy....the other defintion should not co-exist with the same term.

Alex Miranda prevents swimmer's itch by putting vaseline on his epidermis.

by jensyao September 24, 2006

Swimmers Tan

A circle-shaped tan on a female swimmers back from the swim team suits. Almost impossible to get rid of by natural tanning and almost one of the oddest tan lines.

"Did you see Chelsea in her bikini?" "Yeah her swimmers tan from swim team looked so odd o.O"

by LeniexxLollipop May 29, 2009

Shimmed

The act of having your date's fingers put in your ass while you are hooking up

Did you hear what happened to Mike last night?
Ya I heard he got shimmed
NO Way!

by Draco Malfoy III January 26, 2013

dead swimmers

When a male doesn't have the ability to have children due to having dead sperm

Don't worry about taking your pill Linda, I can't have kids I've got dead swimmers,

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

Shimeron

An imaginary drug made up by the Research department of Texas A&M that was used to weed out all the people who BS'd the whole survey.

How many times have you used Shimeron?

Never heard of it/Never used it

by Texas A&M March 4, 2004