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boner shield

any object used to hide, or "shield", your boner from the general public.
My boner shield is covering the huge erection pointing towards pluto.
by NuCKaLuCKa January 2, 2007
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Girlfriend Shield

A girlfriend shield is created when a man is frightened by something, for example in a haunted house, he places the nearest girl between himself and the danger.
Jimmy used the girlfriend shield manuever when the clown jumped out from around the corner. Who knew he was so afraid of clowns?
by HauntMan August 6, 2009
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bitch shield

The emotional barrier a chick puts up when you hit on her. Like when she is by herslelf at the club.
by Jon May 13, 2005
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Spaz Shield

The art of moving ones arm up and down in a ferociously fast, unpredictable manner in an attempt to create a shield of sorts. While this shield is not impeneterable, its speed and random nature will leave most attackers guessing.
The Spaz Shield is reported to effectively counter the Munnis.
by Slick2K December 12, 2007
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Asian Super Power Shield

A shild designed to protect against asian's obvious natral ability to predict what you're life will be through the culinary art of creating cookies.
Wow im glad that my Asian Super Power Shield protected me from this stupid ass fortune.
by G to the ilbo August 5, 2010
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Shield Down, Captain America!

Phrase.
A verbal retaliation to an unnecessarily defensive outburst or physically defensive or evasive reaction. It is reference to the Marvel Comic Book character Captain America who uses a large round shield to defend himself from attacking foes.
"Shield Down, Captain America!" said Louis to Joe for ranting about how "everyone" was against his ideas "all the time."

When Toby winced and ducked at the cold beer Lyle tossed him, Ralph roared, "Shield Down, Captain America!"
by SAMMER of the GOODS April 28, 2009
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google shield

The act of clicking the little google icon on your screen, thus covering the screen with the google window, and covering whatever else you may be doing. Great for passer-bys.
My dad walked in when i was cybering with that hot algerian chick so i just put up the google shield.
by Pepsi X-treme August 27, 2005
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