shitbits

two random freckle-molez on jons face that looknlike bad splashback.

see jon
jokes jokes

by Mathhew Ogilavu September 24, 2003

shibitibin

when you are really sick and you sneezzze a lot

ohhhhhhh mammmmmmma im felin like shibitibin

by shibitibin February 8, 2009

shibbitize

Verb: to shibbitize. When youre shibbitized, you are: drunk, tipsy, happy, giddy, plastered, smashed, etc, all due to drinking excessive amounts of alcohol.

So when you start to feel the lovely rush of drinking, you can consider yourself shibbitized.

John: "Man I heard you had 15 beers lastnight!"
Matt: "Hell yeah, I was totally shibbitized.."

Kristin: "Ive got the vodka! Who wants a drink?!?"
Megan: "Shibbitize me!" *holds out cup*

by mooooohaha August 29, 2009

Shitbitch

One whom complains on social media by indirectly targeting an individual in order to start drama.

"Wow, um, FoxxyTheDarkWolf is such a shitbitch. I've seen their vague posts about ChuckTheeCheese for weeks now."

by waiting_on_the_dick October 22, 2016

shitbitcher

A person that is a meany and you want to insult them in a humorous way.

You shitbitcher

by Shitbitcher January 25, 2017

ShitBit

A bracelet that measures how much you crap in a 24 hour period.

I just got a SHITBIT and was amazed by the massive amount of huge turds that I pushed out yesterday!

by Major Thomas May 11, 2018

Skidbits

Noun
1. Crusty particulate matter that can flake off of a bad skidmark on underwear found sitting in the hamper for a few days.
2. Name given to someone, usually in jest or under moderate road rage situations, when you are disrespected.

1) Marcie screeching as she is holding up a pair of underwear with a stick that she pulled out of the hamper: Who's chonies are these!!! They got skidbits all over my laundry!!! Choncho!!!

2) Hey Skidbits, stop drinking all the beer I bought!!!

by Aces_n_Eights June 1, 2018