shasturbate

The act of masturbating while defecating.

I was in such a rush this morning that I was forced to shasturbate,.

by vink pink February 10, 2005

Shastry

really cool Indian last name, they were priests and educated upper class in older times; a Shastry is hard to find, seeing as it's not really a popular name.

Dude 1: Wow, those kids are so cool!
Dude 2: Well yeah, they're Shastrys.

by esspee May 31, 2009

Sestra

Adopted from Orphan Black, originally from Slovac language family, however we have twisted the meaning to mean sister from an extended family, such as a close sister-in-law or step sister.

This is my sestra Cara.

by RCB78 October 1, 2018

crib sheet

n. Another way to say "cheat sheet".

My professor said we could have a crib sheet instead of a cheat sheet because cheating is bad.

by N1N384LL February 18, 2009

sheetripper

digging your toes into the sheets in order to gain the traction required to bang your lovers head into the headboard while fucking.

Damn my head is sore and my pussy feels like it has been kicked by a mule after that sheetripper.

by Salfal August 12, 2009

Sheet Ghost

A ghost ranging in size, that unexpectadly pops up underneath your sheets usualy halfway down while your in bed.

This rare ghost apperars while: Watching pornography in bed, looking at a poster of a hot chick while in bed and if you really need to piss while still in bed.

Still dont get it?

It's your fucking dick gone hard while your in bed.

Man 1- I was watching some hot porn the other day in bed, and I got the biggest fucking sheet ghost.

Man 2- Dude, why the fuck did you have to tell me?

Man 1- Cause it's for the urban ditionary example.

Man 2- Oh, so thats why my parents named me Man 2.

Man 1-What parents?

by Capt.LOL September 10, 2011

Geter Sheeted

similar in definition to Git-R-Done. However, it has more complexity in its definition. Sheeted is a state of mind that is characterized by ecstasy or amazement or anything in between, while the verb/adjective form Sheeting can mean anything from "awesome" and its synonyms to intimate activity. Geter sheeted was most recently popularized at Missouri S&T, formerly known as University of Missouri-Rolla, by a band of 50 students from all over the US and is now spreading throughout the nation, though it is more commonly used in the Kansas City and St. Louis areas of Missouri. This phrase also references Larry the Cable Guy and can occasionally be found being used in Canada alongside "git-r-done".

Dude, geter sheeted

by beeky21 August 3, 2010