shelley

The act of sexing up an overly confident person. Once finished, promptly jumping off while getting dressed and heading towards the door. Must make a quick escape thereby foregoing the bullshit of cuddling. Also you must not forget to throw out a clever off the wall saying such as:

"Same time next week?"
"Shit I'm hungry lets get some Taco Cabana"
"bye!"
"I've had better"


**note: this can be preformed by both sexes***

1)"Last night was fucking hilarious,I totally shelley'ed him."

2)"Dude, I'm going to shelley my girlfriend tomorrow, she was being a bitch."

by stephenTO!! August 21, 2008

shelley lauren

Shelley one of the nicest and most generous people you will ever meet, WAAAY too polite. Loves fashion and is good at dancing. Doesnt know how to make up her mind.....

shelley was walking by with her friend when some guys drove by leaned out of the car and shouted out as loud as they could " can i spank ya? lemme spank ya? growel!"

by riah July 29, 2004

Shelley

Fat bitch who will never get a boyfriend. She loses all friends and is ugly

Eww its shelley
Shelley is fat

by Anshhhhsjdkks October 19, 2019

shelley for the jelly

Is damir who will jelly on anybody biscuit exspecially Amori

Shelley for the jelly will jelly on your biscuit

by Jelly fan February 7, 2018

Shelley Ross

A girl that wears a bun,plays tennis ,has a big nose and booty . SHES A PENIS

Oh that’s a Shelley Ross

by Shhhhh February 19, 2018

Shelley

“Shelley” is the name given to a prolific baby name stealer.
Usually, a “shelley” will make radical assumptions about being the perfect parent or human being but in the harsh reality, they are not.

They also smell of Cornish pasties.

“Dude, don’t be such a shelley”

“That’s so shelley of you man”

by 639Stevie25 January 28, 2020

Shelley

This is that one asian whore in the group. She has a lot of friends. As soon as you try to be nice to her she ignores your ass. This bitch also is a midget and cries for no reason. She’s the meanest one in the group and is adopted as fuck. She is also the biggest follower in the group if not the biggest one. Ight this is the homie big sex out dis hoe.

You:Hey Shelley I hope you had a good day
Shelley:

by BigSex69 February 25, 2020