ed sheering

Verb: The act of being fed food like a baby bird while on tour.

Example 1: Ed Sheeran tours the world looking for birds to feed him like one of their own.

Example 2: Went Ed Sheering after a night out, I'm stuffed now.

by Bamneckpunch April 18, 2018

top shelfing it

Taking a dump on the closed lid of a toilet. Usually performed in someone else's dorm or barracks.

You go into a toilet stall, close the door, put the seat and the lid down, and poop on the lid. This is called top shelfing it. Then you go to another stall and take care of the clean up work. Wash your hands, and sneak out of the bathroom unnoticed. Works best in the middle of the night.

by Col. Peter Spanker April 1, 2008

Sheening

Projecting the image of taking charge of your life after obvious public blunders in offensive measures that others view as boisterous ranting and unnecessary ego stroking.

Harley realized that his career and family life was on the downslide and instead of owning up to his sloppy drunken staggering in front of his coworkers, he began Sheening on everyone...loudly explaining to everyone how important he was to the survival of the company and how they all owed him for their success.

by Exmortal March 25, 2011

Sheening

1) Going 24-hours without doing a single thing right. The opposite of Reaganing, which is going 24-hours without making a single mistake.

2) Screwing up in the most spectacular way possible. Complete and utter self-destruction.

Named for Charlie Sheen, who has done both very publicly.

Dude, you were totally Sheening.

by UAllRedENo March 15, 2011

Fo' sheeding my seeding

Yes son, that is correct.

Are you my Daddy?
Fo'sheeding my seeding

by big daddy April 13, 2005

Shelfing

A common photography pose in which a person places their hand beneath their chin, forming a sort of shelf for their head to rest on, in order to better frame their face. When such a pose is used for a selfie, the resulting image is called a "shelfie"

"Excellent use of shelfing, Sasha! What an exquisite shelfie!"

by flyingpenguin December 14, 2014

Sheening

High,Stoned,Drunk,or just out of your mind

Dude I was totally Sheening last night!

by Houcky March 20, 2011