Shed

1 Your whole crew. The homies you can tarnup when you’re tryna hang, slide somewhere, or cause a little chaos. Your personal stock of people.
2 Completely empty socially. When you check your contacts and realize… yeah, the shed is empty.

Examples:
• “I’m lowkey bored, let me hit the shed real quick.”
• “Party tonight? Bet. I’ll bring the shed.”
• “Dang bro, you good?” “Nah… my shed empty tonight.”
• “He acts popular but his shed kinda dry fr.”
• “Just moved cities, shed looking empty rn.”

Shed by blah-Z March 16, 2026

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Shed Destroyer

Someone who sneaks into your shed, whether it be morning or night and has hardcore sex to the point where that bitch just demolished your shed.

"We better hit up Lowes and stock up on sheds."

"Why?"

"I heard Sherman is a Shed Destroyer."

Shead Head shed shit

Shed Destroyer by Official Ginger July 9, 2010

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shed party

A shed party is where a party is held in a shed.

Chris: Oi Wilf, that party was sick last night, I was off me nut!!

Wilf: Yeh man, I can't even remember where it was.

Chris: It was a shed party you daft cunt.

shed party by PizzaBoy6000 July 17, 2016

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Shed gimp

A sex slave or submissive who lives in a shed at their owner/masters place, preferably dressed in leather and gagball, usually male, as popularlized by the movie Pulp Fiction.

Let me get the shed gimp to make the master breakfast in bed today.

Shed gimp by Siginutcutter October 17, 2021