Shed

1. To practice, especially a musical instrument or piece of music. From jazz slang. Metaphorically, "take one's axe to the woodshed."

2. To consume or engage with. Used primarily by musicians as an extension of the first definition.

1. I spent all morning shedding guitar.

That gig was rough, I definitely didn't shed those songs hard enough.

2. "Have you shed Parks and Rec?" "Not yet, I'm shedding The Office first."

At some point, almost every philosophy student sheds Plato.

by The_Mattador July 6, 2025

Shed Destroyer

Someone who sneaks into your shed, whether it be morning or night and has hardcore sex to the point where that bitch just demolished your shed.

"We better hit up Lowes and stock up on sheds."

"Why?"

"I heard Sherman is a Shed Destroyer."

Shead Head shed shit

by Official Ginger July 9, 2010

shed party

A shed party is where a party is held in a shed.

Chris: Oi Wilf, that party was sick last night, I was off me nut!!

Wilf: Yeh man, I can't even remember where it was.

Chris: It was a shed party you daft cunt.

by PizzaBoy6000 July 17, 2016

Shed gimp

A sex slave or submissive who lives in a shed at their owner/masters place, preferably dressed in leather and gagball, usually male, as popularlized by the movie Pulp Fiction.

Let me get the shed gimp to make the master breakfast in bed today.

by Siginutcutter October 17, 2021

Shed Spider

A secluded freak that is afraid to leave the comfort of his mother womb (web).

Sawyer, will you please stop being a shed spider and go find a girlfriend or eat a dick?

by Hoopla42 December 21, 2014

Shed Gang

A secret society at the University of St Andrews. Rumored to operate out of the local shed.

J: Hey man, my buddy from Dundee's coming over Friday. Shed gang ?

Q: Fuck ya 🅱oi Shed gang , whole lotta shed shit

by Jewish Lightning October 2, 2018

shed my skin

To lose one's old ways; To become a changed man or woman

I am not the old me anymore, I've shed my skin

by superchargedfury June 7, 2016