Shlock

When your penis is so long that, to hide it, you are required to tuck it down your pants and shove it into your sock (becomes awkward if wearing shorts)

shlock, shlock, ticitty toc, whip it out, then shove it in your sock

by foooswagga February 9, 2010

Shclicking

The type of oral that feels the best.

Licking the cliterous while she licks you back,

Not gender specific!

Person 1:"Have you tried that shclicking it feels so good!!"
Person 2:"Were doing it right now!"

by Realistic turd October 27, 2016

Schlock

A mobile peice of crap, armed with 2 plasma cannons. Lovable and violent. Hangs out with Tagon's Toughs.

Tagon: Your ideas tend to result in unnecessary violence, Sergeant Schlock.
Schlock: And your point is...
Tagon: Let's broaden the definition of "necessary".

by Forderz June 3, 2008

dirty shylock

the act upon placing coins into the poo filled anus and allowing jews to reach inside and reach them out

come on boys lets have a game of dirty shylock, you know you want the ducats jew!

by cathey brown September 21, 2021

Shylock

The curly ear locks that male Hasidic Jews have... pejorative of course... and not to be confused with the oddly similar and equally stylish chelsea hair-do.

Moishe shaved off his isro, leaving only the shylocks.

by g.d.a. May 2, 2006

Shylock

Zipper, fly. As a security feature for your 'shy bits'. True to its Shakespearean origins (the Merchant of Venice)it also holds a pound of flesh.

Your Shylock's undone - there's your pound of flesh LOL.

by Yao-han April 27, 2009

schlock

the sound that is made during extremely wet sex(if the woman is orgasming). usually accompanied by sqweeking bed springs. not to be confused with a pussy fart.

Adam and Eve are having sex:

Eve; oh Adam(she screams)

Adam; (grunting)

(schlock, schlock, schlock, schlock...)

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006