shwasted

combination of shit faced and wasted. When someone is extremely inebriated.

When disscussion someone dancing on table with top off, "Man, that chick is SHWASTED!!"

by T*Dawn January 24, 2005

Schwasted

A wasted shlore (a slut whore)

The schwasted bride went home with the best man!

by smurfy100 November 8, 2009

Shwasted

(Adj.) the combination of shit-faced and wasted

1. When one is beyond wasted and/or high asf out of their mind.

2. The act of turning fucked up to the max.

Brad: dude you were totally shwasted last night.
Chad: yeah bro I know I got fucked up at that frat party!

by ••- -• -•- -• —- •— -• —- -• • March 10, 2020

stwasted

being stoned and wasted at the same time.

pronounced st-wast-ed, quickly.

being stwasted tends to lead to awful decisions, poor motor skills, and memory loss of what happened during your stwasted adventures!

1. 'Ugh i was so stwasted i made out with half the party last night!'

2. Don't be stwasted and drive!

3. You shouldn't get stwasted too often, it destroys your lungs AND your liver.

by AliIsColourful January 12, 2011

Shwastery

A place in which you get "shwasted." Preferably from beer since part of the word is derived from brewery, a place of making beer. But other liquors are always invited.

Our apartment is formally named the Shwastery because we are often shwasted in it's presence.

by Copyright6232 February 26, 2011

Shanaster

Someone that bends the rules of a game or the laws of their country to benefit themselves

Mike Oxlong puts vaseline on his driver, he is a shanaster.

by Pinky_Lincoln January 25, 2022

schwasted

the condition of being inebraited, particularly likely in cananda, symptons include stumbling, vomiting, and being escorting out of clubs and bars by staff members

Why is Ashley always schwasted?
Please don't kick us out for being schwasted.

by jules March 11, 2004