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tonsil sharpening

When you sandpaper the head of your penis and testicles to create increased sensitivity in that region.
"I was tonsil sharpening before my girlfriend came over last night, and I climaxed when she gave me a hug."
by Unequality February 8, 2010
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Sharting Asshole

Ocurrs when someone tries to fart but shit themselves instead.
Oh my god. I got a sharting asshole at the party last night.
by Jondavid March 2, 2005
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sharketing

Sharketing is doing social media marketing from a laptop or mobile device while taking a big wet juicy shit.
Bro bro bro, are you still reading magazines in the bathroom? You need to be sharketing. Calc your ROI and synergize some hashtags next time you drop trou.
by Brock Hardon November 9, 2011
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Shrexting

Exchanging pictures of Shrek via text messaging.
“Maybe you would have slept more if you weren’t Shrexting your friends at 3am!”
by Manny223 October 5, 2019
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shantini

Shantini is a wonderful person . She's easy to fall in love but her love is always real . She has a habit to give up easy but never does. The name and the person are alike because they are very unique and out the mix .To the man she's seeing now pleass treat her right she's the one . Stay pretty Shantini
shantini is so hardworking get a shantini
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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shantine

her names shantine with shane on it, black long hair brown eyes, that eyes are so pretty and glows in the sunlight, a lost girl that wanted to end the pain and suffering she had, wanted to be loved and be free someday but the never ending cycle of her life with pain anger sadness on it wouldn't end, wanted to be alone and peace, maybe one day my love you'll find it, shantine a strong person with dreams, no matter how hard her life is she always chooses to live and try her best, comforts herself alone you'll be able to find peace and love one day i love you.
shantine that some people she doesn't know loves and adore her, her smile is the bright and sweet and a cute voice
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Pencil Sharpening Day

Pencil Sharpening Day is an international Holiday, taking place on October 27th, which was recently popularized by the Youtuber cs188.

While the true origin of this annual holiday is unknown, experts believe that it originated in the middle ages, when feathers that were used to write bibles were thrown onto a pile and then were all sharpened on pencil sharpening day.

There is also rumored to be another Pencil Sharpening Day in November, which could not be confirmed, though.
Woohoo! It's pencil sharpening day! Hahahaha!
by RacerN2O December 7, 2016
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