My little Shampoo Bottle

It's is when your significant other uses alot of cringy nicknames for you and you are really just mocking them by saying "my little shampoo bottle".

Them: "you are my little rolly polly"
You: aw thanks "my little shampoo bottle".

by Getbob April 11, 2023

Shamwowed

(adj.) Heavily inebriated, to the extent where you will not remember much of anything in the morning.

I'm getting shamwowed tonight!

by c0llister May 2, 2009

Shampooing

To indulge in alcoholic consumption the following day/night after getting completely shitfaced the night before. Usually it's easier to get drunk that next night.

Kate and Lauren are shampooing in the fratmosphere again tonight!

by Fropaholic June 23, 2009

papi shampoo

Dominican slang for a man who is dressed nice, gets all the women, and gives a lot of attention to his hair.

"It's just that Imma Papi shampoo"
"Be careful with your girl, that guy over there is a papi shampoo"

"Loco pero Yo soy un Papi Shampoo"

by G money slice November 1, 2007

shampoo a moose

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

by the_trapper August 15, 2006

Shampoo Shake

When you are stuck in the shower and out of shampoo with barely enough left to scrub your hair so you add water to the bottle and make a "Shampoo Shake"

John: "I ran out of shampoo so I had to make a Shampoo Shake"
Katy: "Sucks. I'll go buy more later"

by Sky159 June 18, 2011

shampoo rage

When you snap the lid closed on the shampoo bottle and small shampoo droplets hit you in the eye.

'Hey Lionel, why were you shrieking maniacally in the shower?' 'Oh man, damn shampoo rage again, I'm changing brands!'

by Herbert Wheedlenerm November 24, 2013