Shamaned

The state of mind one gets after smoking an incredibly large amount of marijuana, whether in bong, joint, or bowl form.
Usually, it is a very cerebral and intense high, making one do things they normally would not do when sober.

"Fuck, man! I am so shamaaannneeeddddddd"

"Dude I got so shamaned last night, I started a World of Warcraft account for my sister"

"I pissed all over myself after I got home from the Lord of the Rings marathon last night, man... I was so shamaned"

by chumbucket21 February 4, 2012

Ksusha Shaman

Girl who is girl representative of the Moscow punk division who slept over with a bunch of crusters and other nonconformists in case of her self esteem. The only reason for her choise for boys is being punk and puberty

Ksusha Shaman is slut af u know dude

by Uralkr July 30, 2023

Reverse Shamanism

You get dumber as you get older.

You're no shaman at all. You're in the state of Reverse shamanism.

by KeelyHelleneKhaos August 3, 2023

Shaman

From the southern hemisphere. Known as the Latino version of a witch/wizard.

Dude, so I've met this part-time shaman at a book store and invited him a Rakia. A year later we went to an ayahuasca retreat. Bish I was totally uplifted and I swear to you, I've spoke in cat language.

by kurkuma June 13, 2020

Shaman

In the southern hemisphere. The Latino version of a witch/wizard.

Bish, past year, I've met this guy who works as a part-time Shaman. We went for a spiritual retirement and gave him some Rakia and we took Ayahuasca. Dude, we were so lifted that we started talking to the cats.

by kurkuma June 13, 2020

bong shaman

this person is what happens when you mix recreational drugs and pseudoscience. either likes to talk about "the dmt dimension" despite never having done dmt or will not shut up about their favorite drug related anecdote. likes to appropriate spiritual concepts from indigenous and/or eastern cultures.

you're not an "enlightened guru", you're just a bong shaman.

by SmashTheState January 10, 2025

Randy Shaman

Aboriginal Porn-star name or male stripper name.

Hi, I'm Randy. Randy shaman.

by Modern Women December 16, 2025