Shamwowed

A. Having produced so much sperm that only a Shamwow cloth can absorb it all.

B. To have kinky sex with a hooker.

"Man I shamwowed my girlfriend last night"

by fuzzynuts92 September 14, 2009

shamWOOHOO

1. The biggest advancement in shammy, towel, or rag technology.

2. When ordinary towels just soak up liquids(rly boring) the shamWOOHOO will knock the liquids of the surface.

3. Not 2 be confused with the shamwoohoo, this is the shamWOOHOO.

4. Created by nigahiga, not me.

1. Random a-hole: I don't know how towels work.

Me: Then use the shamWOOHOO.

Same a-hole: Don't u mean shamwoohoo?

Me: No, the 4th definition says different, a-hole, now u cant use it.

2. If u cant use ordinary towels, use the uncessessful shamWOOHOO!

3. That's it. Toodles.

by xxxpinkasssparkle69xxx July 12, 2009

Shawowa

A 21st-century colloquialism, "shawowa" can be used as an adjective communicating how cool something is.

Similar to the word ballin

" 'Nice goal, dude!' 'Shawowa!'" "You look pretty shawowa today!" "I'm going to tie you to the bed and shawowa all over your face"

by I Eat Vag, don't you? November 26, 2009

sham wow status

When a girl is so sopping wet the only way she can dry herself is by using a sham wow.

Frank 's dirty dancing caused Rachel to become sham wow status.

by Sanf783 November 22, 2013

ScamWow

Any imitation of the absorbant cloth "ShamWow."

I bought this Super Shammy at the fair and it doesn't absorb SHIT. Total ScamWow, dawg.

by Michelle Bop January 20, 2009

Shamwowed

(adj.) Heavily inebriated, to the extent where you will not remember much of anything in the morning.

I'm getting shamwowed tonight!

by c0llister May 2, 2009

Shamwop

A child resulting from the copulation of an Irish and an Italian.

My friend is Irish. Her friend is Italian. They will make Shamwops.

by HORN1 April 18, 2009