assk and ye shall receive

What da scripture-passage REALLY means, although devout Christians will never admit it.

If you gots a nice shapely butt, tongue-lolling hornies will likely do/allow whatever you desire if you permit said tush-admirers to touch/squeeze/spank it --- "assk and ye shall receive".

by QuacksO April 16, 2020

Idiocy Shall Reign

Exactly what it says in the tin- A literal statement along the lines of “Stupid people shall rule the world”.

Both a catchphrase and a war cry. Often said ironically, as the people saying this usually dislike Trendy Kid degeneracy.

Variations of the phrase include “Idiocy Shall Reign Bois” and “Idiocy Shall Reign, Your Mom, Ratio.”

Sometimes said/sung while bouncing around and/or T posing.

Ezra: By any chance, do you know why Isaiah and Jeremiah got into another fistfight?
Noah: Because IDIOCY SHALL REIGN BOIS!
Ezra: WOOT WOOT!

by Scratchykit August 21, 2023

death by tray it shall be

when Darth Vader is mad he kills you with a tray

Vader: I WAS IN THIS LINE FIRST
Jar Jar: OH THEN GET SOME FOOD
Vader: death by tray it shall be.

by handle cannnnnot be blank September 10, 2020

Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

best line in ultrakill

Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

V1: no I win

by KFCworker April 26, 2025

At no time shall I concede thee from the beyond upwards

Never gonna give you up.

"Ahoy, Jonnington, guess what?"
"What thou havest?"
"At no time shall I concede thee from the beyond upwards"
"Ah, for the name of the dag in the nabbits, Richard Paul Easternley shan'teth release the lute scroll!"

by Hailiqou May 21, 2024

Shalled

When you get shanked in the balls

Person 1: Oh shit my ex-girlfriend shanked me in the balls
Person 2: Nah bro you got shalled

by goofyahhs May 21, 2023

the one who shall not be named

When a certain name is banned in a school or workplace, such phrase can be used. (such as, Peter Griffin)

X: Yo bro you heard about what happened last night?
Y: what?
X "The one who shall not be named", caused a huge outbreak of " unnamed" group of people and raided random stores!
Y: bro tf is you sayin 🤨

by peeta the hoas is hea August 19, 2024