sexpenis

(Adjective) Used to describe a males penis after having sex, usually is detectable by a sexfunk aroma radiating from the genitals.

I banged that broad last night and need to go take a shower to wash off this sexpenis.

by ECS, MTL April 27, 2008

sexpiration date

The time when an individual needs to stop having sex.

"Omg did u see that old lady in the club tonite?"
"O yea. She is way pass her sexpiration date"

by T.S.E. May 29, 2008

sexplain

To make comprehensible or to offer reason, with having to do with sex. Typically caused by a freudian slip.

"Sexplain what you'd like me to do for you, Mrs. Robinson."

by theycallmetish August 11, 2006

sexpectations

hopeful anticipation for future, imminent sex.
most frequently preceding a couple's third official date where they have not yet sealed the deal.
>(see three date rule)

Suzette had great sexpectations regarding her weekend getaway with Chip. He was a fabulous kisser and she was ready for a fun ride on the old joy stick

by sf chica July 9, 2005

sexeditcrapitus

To write a definition for the urban dictionary i.e. one of a of a highly graphic, but physically impossible/unacheivable/ridiculous sexual nature, written by someone that has no actual sexual experience. The sad intention behind this act is seeing one's name in print. It is a chronic condition characterised by having very small genitalia, no life, and an inability to socially interact with persons of the opposite/same sex due to being an utter and complete cretin. The only known cure is long walks and to stop espousing shite to real people

i.e. Those that are likely to smack you in the mouth for uttering such crap (The same as your mothers should have done, you sad fuckers.)

Exclamation: " hey dude/ waheeti/ obi wan kenobi/ whatever, i totally wompmasajoned her ass, with a large Jerusalem artichoke, several sheets of industrial grade marine plywood, four of my imaginary computer friends, and involving defecation and ejaculation, Oh and by the way, some shite place that you've never heard of/ have any interest in/would rather was obliterated by a small say 20k nuclear weapon woz where it happened dude/obi wan kenobi etc, is that a sexeditcrapitus thing to get me noticed or wot {ad Nauseam}

Real Person: " you futile, pathetic cunt" {'Smack' sound as fist makes contact with morally degenerate/pathetic/puerile mouth.

by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe August 31, 2006

sexdaily

Dyslexia, if you are a dyslexic person

yeah, sorry about that, i have sexdaily- i mean dyslexia

by Mohawk666ImI June 23, 2016

Windows seXP

a nickname that can be used to cipher porno CDs and make it easy to give it to your friends.

person1: hey dude, i received one fine version of windows seXP.
person2: wow amazing!! give it to me i wanna install it on my machine.

by al zubur January 1, 2012