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service networking 

Generally a website (ex: RUNmyERRAND.com), where people can find others within their trusted community network to get things done. Inspired by Social Networking, Service Networking facilitates connections between people, and provides a trusted way to exchange services. From errand running to finding a plumber, Service Networking leverages the connections between people to provide trusted interactions of service within a community.
Sender: I just joined a service networking site, because I am so busy and need help with daily errands.

Runner: Service networking is a great way for me to help others in my community!
service networking by Leah Busque February 10, 2009

Service Merchandise 

A catalog retailer well known for its unique ordering process.

When you walked in you were given a slip of paper for which you would write down the catalog number for the item you wanted to purchase. When you were done walking around and writing down the numbers of what you wanted to buy and were ready to checkout you gave the cashier the slip, which would go back to the stock room and shortly afterward, your items were rolled out on a conveyor belt from the back. Service Merchandise also had a variety of self-serve products.

Service Merchandise was well known for its jewelery and electronics.

The chain went bankrupt in 2002. After re-emerging as an online retailer for a brief time, the name disappeared again in 2007.
"I got my watch and my TV from Service Merchandise about 15 years ago"

service provider email

The email address given to you by your ISP. Only used by people who don't care for web security aka n00bs.
We have recorded your IP address as 127.0.0.1 and have determined from this that you are accessing the web on cust~walt.broadband.etc from YOURISP.


To sign up, please use a valid service provider email and not a free service such as hotmail, Yahoo etc.

Acceptable servers are
@YOURISP.net and @YOURISPEMAILSERVICES.org


Typical response to this would be along the lines of "You've gotta be shittin' me"

Service Top 

Gay sex term. A top (the guy doing the fucking) who is the submissive one instead of the bottom being the submissive one. Usually bottoms are submissive but, not in this case.
Bottom: YOU LIKE THAT SHIT! DON'T YOU BITCH?!

Service Top: Yes, yes...
Service Top by J.D.KY October 7, 2009

service pack 2 

A bundle of programs that finally make windows secure. providing that you use it corectly. The fantstic firewall refuses to let any internet program install with your program without your permission. A very useful thing allowing you to surf the net withoutgetting to an annoying search page. It also come with a popup blocker which is pretty decent. It will make a sound and show a little tab when a pop up is blocked. On occasions It can be annoying as a file download or clicking a link is classed as a pop up. Fortunately sp2 allows you to temporarily allow the pop up from coming and allows you to turn the blocker off outright. It also allows you to turn the automatic updates off.
I gots me service pack 2 and now I can search the internet without fear.
service pack 2 by Willy Wonka January 9, 2005

service organization

an organization that provides services for the poor - - service is an act done to benefit the poor/needy.
service organization by fdas May 13, 2005