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The Seminole

A sexually transmitted disease (STD) contracted only by students attending Florida State University in Tallahassee, Florida.

It is an amalgamation of every sexually transmitted disease known to mankind contracted by FSU students who engage in coitus and other promiscuous activities on the FSU campus with multiple partners.

Its epidemiology shows that it is most common among students involved in Greek Life and all other students who just party really damn hard.
John: "God damn, pull out my racks! I have those love pains in my groin and these nasty painful discharges...and a high fever...and weird spots on my skin....and bugs crawling in my pubic hairs."

Laura: "Sounds like you've got The Seminole!"

John: "Damn my life of seediness and debauchery!"
by Crater, Esq. February 3, 2012
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Somina

1. black woman of Haitian descent, well known for their beauty, intelligence, wisdom, creativity, and royal bloodline.
2. the metaphorical representation for a female unicorn
After many unsuccessful attempts in trying to woo somina, the man gave up because he realized that she too knew that he was not worthy.
by phirechyld December 19, 2016
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Selina

Selina is one of the reallest people of all in the filthy Big B. She is like crisp air on a winter morning, so refreshing and grounding that it takes you to the fucking greatest kind of soberness you‘ve ever known. She is what you crave, like literally all fucked-up night long.

Selinas are pure yet so knowing. She is the kind of girl that will get you really excited about life and even crazy ass shit like adulting. Like who has that kind of power. Only Selinas do.

Selinas are a solid 10/10. Her looks are at least as sharp as her sixth sense. Eyes as big as her heart, freckles as jolly as her soul and hair like dangerous flames. She is a red headed goddess who knows her way and will always set standards real high. Cause she just be that classy motherfuckin beetch and she knows it. No one can keep a kitchen clean like her, even if they tried. Selinas will for ever be one step ahead with their toned legs of a fuckin beautiful fairy.

Selina can be very intimidating from far. Envious eyes will watch Selina rock all shades of black, but if you are lucky you may catch her on one of the special but rare days when she feels like tossing in a little blue denim or white. Strangers will think of Selinas as cold and perhaps a tod arrogant. But oh my Selina really is nothing like that once you get to know her. If you‘re a decent person then there‘s no need to fear her flames really.

Selinas are smart n loyal folks and take notes: you are very blessed if you have one in your life.
A: dude who’s that red head

B: damn dude that’s Selina

A: brother where can I find myself a neat girl
B: ma man you gotta go to Friedrichshain

A: wanna go to a flea market

C: go ask Selina

*builds some amazing creative miniature neighbourhood* A: damn could you be more Selina
by TittiesCrime48 January 19, 2021
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Serina

The most sincere, goodhearted, and gorgeous girl to grace the world with her lively presence. Some say she is a angel sent from god to bless the world.
You are like a Serina!
I wish I was Serina
by Jasmine Karico February 6, 2010
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Serina

Serinas are cute as fuck but they'll always deny it. (for some damn reason) Serinas are usually sarcastic but it will always be funny. They are good too have around when you're feeling down. Canadian serinas are they best! Never let them go! Her parents or step parents will be just as funny as her. (I promise)
She will always be honest, truthful, nice, and play video games.

She will always smell nice, dress nice, Etc.

So all I'm saying is keep her around, and don't let her go.
Serina is so sarcastic but so cute

Dude, she is cute as fuck! Her name must be serina.
by ILoveBoobiesLikeAlot September 4, 2013
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semenade

A normal glass of Lemonade with a little touch of manliness
My son opened his first Semenade stand this weekend, the grow up so fast!
by asdfgh1234567 April 21, 2014
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Seminole Juice

Developed in 1966 at the Florida State University, Seminole Juice was designed to trump the University of Florida's popular sport drink Gatorade. It was nowhere near as popular and was removed from the shelves after it was found to cause rectal bleeding. The taste was equated to burnt hair or Mung Cheese. Nowadays, the term is used to describe a horrible and often retarded invention or idea. See also: Tapler
That's fucking retarded, any stupider and that's Seminole Juice worthy.
by Juan Lucas Simms November 21, 2010
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