watching Seinfeld

this is the current alternate name for sexual intercourse, aka fanta, getting jiggy with it, etc.

As Gerard exclaimed that he was "watching Seinfeld" with his female friend, his friends begged him to spare the details.

by Thurman Thomas March 14, 2008

Jerry Seinfeld

God

We must pray to our God Jerry Seinfeld

by Boxperson25 March 25, 2020

Seinfelday

Crazy day at work usually happens the day after Friday. Seinfelday Can go from entertaining to quite hectic within a few minutes. Lunch is unpredictable just like the work that comes in.

George just saw someone drive through the car wash with the windows down. Just another Seinfelday.

by Mr Honda August 10, 2018

Seinfelding

When your group of friends have a conversation about useless aspects of modern society or over-analyze aspects of interactions with the opposite sex.

Dan: Then she told me to have a great weekend. Should I ask her out?
Jason: She's just being nice. She's a cashier.
Dan: There was a look.
Jason: Man, we're totally Seinfelding right now.

by docbuzzo June 6, 2016

Seinfeldian

tedious or obsessive to the point of being ridiculous

She has such high standards for men that her objections are practically Seinfeldian.

by Whitney February 6, 2004

Seinfeldian

Person who follows the teachings of Seinfeld

Stan: Do you celebrate Festivus?

Jan: Yes of course I do, I'm Seinfeldian, it's our holiest day.

by Blue Carbuncle June 19, 2011

Seinfeld Moment

Any conversation that has nothing to do with anything and can easily be written into an episode of Seinfeld.

Guy 1: "So what if T-Pain dropped a Christmas Album?"
Guy 2: "You would so buy that"
Guy 3: "Yeah...no i'd download it"
Guy 1: "ok so when we all fail at life we're all going to start a business together"
Guy 3: "What would we do?"
Guy 1: "I don't know"
Guy 2: "what would we be called"
Guy 1: "probably something to do with fruit, or animals."
Everyone: Wow, Seinfeld moment

by zachus22 October 18, 2008