sea monkey

a stupid sounding person or if someone has a bad stutter.

" he was such a sea monkey when he spoke"

by rickadoi January 13, 2023

Sea Monkey Stampede

Male orgasm

Right to sleep last night........had an unscheduled Sea Monkey Stampede.

by Johannes Baptine March 14, 2023

seamoney

seamoney is an absolute rizzler. He is so jit and so crip ong frfr. His dick is the size of jupiter's fucking orbit and his rizz is unmatched. He is a daddy.

"Seamoney stop it please anywhere but there ahhhh~~ no don't cream on my shrek collection noo"

by daddyseren June 1, 2024

Constipated Sea monkey

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.

Cody enjoys giving Constipated Sea Monkeys.

by Sdoovan April 20, 2024

Smonkey

An appropriate way to call someone a sex-monkey in public.

Pete: Hey Smonkey!
*Sally gives Pete the Look*

by ThatOthaChick October 3, 2012

Shadonkey

A mythical creature. A cross between a donkey and shark

"Wow look at that Shardonkey!"
"OMG a Shadonkey is eating meeeee...."

by Lifeisrufffffff May 11, 2016

spumonkey

Sweet tasting cum

After eating pineapple I had the sweetest spumonkey

by Old JL April 19, 2018