A Salemi is a very intelligent beautiful person, only very few can posess the many qualities of this being.
by Anonymous March 30, 2003
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After mom went to work, I shot my load between Van's ass cheeks and gave her a sealed envelope. She was waddling around like a penguin.
by D.H.G. October 18, 2008
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What a garage sale really is. It's where you sell your left over garbage for less than 20 dollars, unless you're a cheapskate.
by Alexi August 31, 2003
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I appologize to anyone who's been offended by my fictional creations: Crisagone, the philosopher of evil and the skull sealer.
by Jon Klein January 28, 2006
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ro : oh yeah salem !!! i love him
by ro_tten September 11, 2021
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by A. Definer January 1, 2012
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As for the diversity, this school takes the cake, for it is filled with people from every fucking race on this planet. But larger populations include Brazilians and Haitians.
This school along with Linden are among the two more relevant middle schools in Malden. This becomes more apparent when you get to Malden High. But what really is a relevant middle school.
As for the diversity, this school takes the cake, for it is filled with people from every fucking race on this planet. But larger populations include Brazilians and Haitians.
This school along with Linden are among the two more relevant middle schools in Malden. This becomes more apparent when you get to Malden High. But what really is a relevant middle school.
by BadASSBitchfromMalden December 27, 2016
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