Seafood Boil

When your vaginas get sunburned from scissoring on the beach.

This seafood boil ruined my vacation… been bathing in aloe for two days straight.

by Fireislandlovestories June 15, 2022

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seafood house

A secret code - sometimes it’s a sign hanging above the garage. Ask your Italian ass father. He migh- know. Probably inappropriate, still unknown.

Neighbor one: “that’s a nice seafood house sign you got there!”

Neighbor two: “you fucking like that???”

by jessmannsucks June 23, 2018

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Golden Seafood

battered and deep fried seafood

We had the best golden seafood in Gulf Shores, Alabama. The popcorn shrimp was great.

by Samantha Lane June 22, 2024

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Inland Seafood

The name for a woman's vulva.

I ate some great inland seafood last night. Wet and slimy just like an oyster. Smelled great too.

by Seafoodlover January 1, 2012

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Originated by someone who can’t decide which man she wants to lie down with. A Seafood boil is someone who has so many diseases from the man humans she has slept with. pH high, BD count high, radioactive and stinky on high too, makes lovely peaches look like child’s play.

Osh: “Man my girl left me for my best friend bro…
Baniel and Aniya : “She’s a seafood boil bro!”
Haiden: “And she ugly!!”

by Aaa0024 April 30, 2024

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