Seasoned bitch

A bitch bagel

"dude quit being a seasoned bitch"

by TheUncutPimp November 12, 2023

seasoned assist

the act of receiving a facial while masturbating

I went to Greg's last night and he served me a seasoned assist

by lowquality August 3, 2025

Seasoned Coochie

Coochie that has been unwashed.

My man said he wanted some and I told him “No, I’m not giving you any seasoned coochie.”

by JuicyBlu August 4, 2025

Properly Seasoned

When you're not quite salty, but you're properly seasoned.

Bro, I just about to get the perfect spot in the parking lot when a guy jumped in and took it, I was salty for a second, but then I got the second best spot, so i'm just properly seasoned.

by MPRINZO January 29, 2019

well seasoned

a chic that has been taking the cock for many, many years!

You can tell that the chic with the cold sore is well seasoned!

by ben-wah March 21, 2003

Well Seasoned

A person who is so unbelievably salty, that it dominates their personality.

And I mean salty, to a sad degree...

Human 1: Dude why was Chad so salty yesterday?

Human 2: I'm not sure, he's just been really Well Seasoned recently

by TheScratchinCO May 3, 2022

pre-seasoned

When a woman or orifice has been aroused or inseminated to the point that a a phallus can slide in without effort. Often used to convey disinterest in foreplay and the result of using a fluffer.

Meet her friends? Are they DTF? I like them pre-seasoned! In fact, it's best if someone else has already talked them up.

by Capn C-Block April 27, 2014