Schooling

Function:
The progressive form of the verb to school.
Definition:
To get own3d (or pwn3d,) to suffer great humilation, to straight up loose.

Upon her arrival to the Bean, Molly will receive a schooling in both ping-pong and bowling.

by Da Jonas Brothers December 17, 2008

Scrolling

The act of fingering female genitalia, either through masturbation or with assistance from a partner.

Josh: Why are your fingers so tired, Alex?
Alex: I was scrolling that girl Kailyn all of last night.
Josh: Lucky! I never get to do that...

by RedVelvet February 28, 2011

Gray Screening

The act of sending multiple text messages to someone without receiving a reply, causing the visible range of the iphone text message (sms) screen to be filled solely with gray message bubbles.

Note: The accumulation of texts causing a "gray screen" can occur over minutes, hours, or days; as long as the consecutive stream or thread of messages (multiple gray message bubbles) is uninterrupted by the recipient sending a reply (green message bubble)

Hudson: You know that girl I met at Dan's Cafe Friday night?
David: Yeah?
Hudson: Well, she totally gray screened me last night.
David: Dude...sounds like a clinger to me.
Hudson: Yeah, stage nine.

or:

This girl has been gray screening the hell out of me!

by DCaugs March 22, 2011

scooting

Riding a scooter

Scooting around the city on my scooter is the easiest way to get around.

by repeaz February 8, 2009

scooning

The action of inserting ones finger into ones butt hole and in a slow but soothing motion circling the inside of the anus saying wuuuw wuuuuw wuuuuuuuw.

professionals like too use there entire arms thrusting up inside of there organs.

created and made famous Henry Bos of birch hill camp

Henry: hey have you herd of this new thing called scooning every body does it now-a-days.

Nick: o ya I scoon in the shower all the time.

by Scooning Master July 19, 2012

Crooning

The act of running into Japanese George Clooney

Me and Samantha vacationed to Tokyo and spent the week Crooning

by ThaRaspBerriKing August 12, 2016

Scroolling

Scroolling (over sthg.) When you're on a website or someone's social media and you can't stop scrolling and drooling over every single picture. Usually because you want everything you're seeing. Commonly happens when browsing the Instagram feed of a super cool clothing brand, or a model's Facebook page full of gorgeous selfies.

"Ugh, I can't stop scroolling over this girl's Instagram. Every pic is so. damn. lit."

"You're STILL scroolling that online shop?? Seriously?! Just buy something already!"

by shburns September 18, 2016